I’m glad that you’re leaving. A glimpse of your hideous face makes me interjaculate blood. I hope I don’t have to see that flat nose of yours forever.

Oompa Loompa
Every morning before i start my daily task in the office I will pop the front page of The Guardian (UK) page for daily news.
Every morning too I would see a thumbnail of a real life Oompa Loompa on the right column of the page.
Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) by Sheila
originally by Cher; written by Sonny Bonoc/o ckck, who says:
If Quentin Tarantino’s and Wes Anderson’s soundtracks got together and had a baby, this would be the end result.
…most days,
I want to curl up like a foetus to fill this unknown hollow in the middle of my chest.
Most days.
According to research in the journal Science, people tend to underestimate how much their personalities and tastes will change in the future.
Tumblr Discovery
Joshua Yospyn has some great portraits from last week’s RNC convention.
Joshua Yospyn (@yospyn) makes portraits at the RNC.
Whoa.